how can u be prego again
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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