do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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