I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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