next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
