How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Randomize
