Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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