This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My feet surprised me
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