Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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