Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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