are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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