I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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