there was a trapeze. enough said
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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