Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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