god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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