No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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