I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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