how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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