chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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