I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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