So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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