There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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