His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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