i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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