is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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