you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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