it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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