hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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