Christians are straight up FREAKS
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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