Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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