Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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