oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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