What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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