If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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