i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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