Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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