I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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