You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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