Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
its liver damage thursday
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