The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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