I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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