so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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