What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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