Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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