i don't plan on having that self control this summer
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The struggles of a small town man whore
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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