Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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