how can u be prego again
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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