after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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