Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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