Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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