ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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